Wish List

I WISH my computer would:

1. Crash less often, Be more Reliable, Not cause me so many problems
2. Keep better track of people’s Names, Addresses and Phone Numbers
3. Tell me which jobs make me the most money – and cost me the most
4. Help me create and distribute a newsletter
5. Make it easier to send the same letter to lots of addresses
6. Let me read and print barcodes
7. Take credit cards from my customers
8. Make it easier to do my Bookkeeping
9. Help me schedule my employees and my equipment better
10. Protect me from expensive mistakes by finding, fixing and preventing human errors
11. Save me the trouble of entering the same data over and over
12. Create and print standard documents (like Contracts), so I don’t have to fill them out by hand
13. Connect to a badge reader or time clock to keep track of who goes where and when
14. Help me keep track of tools and inventory so they don’t get lost or stolen
15. Control lights, machines and other equipment so I don’t have to do it myself
16. Store my photographs and important documents where I could be SURE I’d find them again
17. Let me research information on the Internet faster
18. Download music, games, pictures, videos and programs faster
19. Automatically count things so I don’t have to do it manually
20. Let me make long-distance phone calls for less money
21. Sell my products and services for me when I can’t be there to do it myself
22. Automatically calculate payroll deductions, print paychecks, and save the YTD totals
23. Estimate labor & materials for my jobs
24. Store and retrieve Patient Information and other private data SAFELY
25. Help me file insurance claims and make sure I get paid
26. Connect to other computer systems in my office, at remote locations, and over the Internet
27. Automatically back themselves up so I’ll never lose important information
28. Do routine things for me, so I don’t have to remember to do them myself
29. Remind me of things that I have to do myself, so I don’t forget to do them
30. Let me buy & sell stocks & bonds from my office in real-time without waiting for a broker to do it
31. Calculate complicated and repetitive numbers for me, so I don’t make mathematical mistakes